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HIGHTABLE NFT =
Your exclusive membership to everything Teahouse!

“TEAHOUSE MENU”

ALL YOU CAN DRINK
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  • Teahouse menu - High-Yield Strategies via Secure TeaVaults High-Yield Strategies via Secure TeaVaults
  • Teahouse menu - $TEA Airdrop & ICO Whitelist $TEA Airdrops & IDO Whitelists
  • Teahouse menu - NFT Fair Launch & Partner Whitelists NFT Fair Launch & Partner Whitelists
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  • Teahouse menu - GameFi Investment Opportunities GameFi Investment Opportunities
  • Teahouse menu - All much MUCH more!! And much MUCH more!!

TEAHOUSE STRATEGIES

Your NFT is a pass that grants you access to invest in high-yield strategies on the Teahouse platform.
Proprietary strategies (funds) are categorized into three different risk levels:

  • HIGH RISK

    STRATEGIES

    Teahouse High-Risk Strategies tend to interface with DeFi protocols or token portfolios that have yet to be proven. Investing in these strategies can be rather risky but will usually yield the highest rewards.

    • ✣ Maximum drawdown: 50%*
    • ✣ Price volatility: 1.5*
    • ✣ Sharpe ratio: 0.5*
  • MED RISK

    STRATEGIES

    Medium-Risk Strategies are our own best bet in this volatile market. Our famous active liquidity provision strategies usually fall into this category. Some additional hedging may help balance the risks.

    • ✣ Maximum drawdown: 25%*
    • ✣ Price volatility: 1*
    • ✣ Sharpe ratio: 1.5*
  • LOW RISK

    STRATEGIES

    Low-Risk Strategies at Teahouse mostly invest in safer assets such as stablecoins or other proven strategies to generate steady profits over time – great for the risk-averse.

    • ✣ Maximum drawdown: 5%*
    • ✣ Price volatility: 0.5*
    • ✣ Sharpe ratio: 2*

*current metrics are estimates and subject to change.

GAMBLER

Investment Privileges:
  • Priority access to High-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
  • Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in High-Risk Strategies
Other Privileges:
  • [ALL IN] Gain a small edge in lotteries/airdrops
Gambler Role
Gambler Role
Gambler - I'not sure what fovr nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

ASSASSIN

Investment Privileges:
  • Priority access to Medium-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
  • Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Medium-Risk Strategies
Other Privileges:
  • [SNIPE] Private lottery pool for one NFT partner whitelist of your choice
Assassin Role
Assassin Role
Assassin - It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.

SOCIALITE

Investment Privileges:
  • Priority access to Low-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
  • Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Low-Risk Strategies
Other Privileges:
  • [CHARM] Special role & privileges in Teahouse Discord
Socialite Role
Socialite Role
Socialite - Keep your friends close; but your enemies closer.

HACKER

Investment Privileges:
  • Priority access to all strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
  • Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in all strategies
Other Privileges:
  • [HACK] Backdoor access to Teahouse test strategy backtest data
Hacker Role
Hacker Role
Hacker - Choice is an illusion, created between those with power and those without
HIGHTABLE OG
Omni-pass = GODLIKE!

Wielders of great power. Cream of the crop. HighTable OGs are the ruling elite in the Teahouse universe. Not only do they have full access to all strategies and special privileges, HighTable OGs receive the utmost quality service from Teahouse, 24/7.

PRIVATE VAULT
OG
OG
OG invitation
5.50 ETH
Omni-pass
HighTable OG
  • Private, secure vault for your own wallet address
  • Higher investment cap
  • Beta access to pre-launch strategies
  • $TEA Token staking reward boosting
  • Waived Teahouse platform fees
  • Custom premium cold wallet physical gift
  • Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)
# available
99
0.55 ETH
VIP-pass
Gambler, Assassin, Socialite, ???
  • Access to strategies on Teahouse app via public vaults
  • Lower investment cap
  • Access to curated, back-tested strategies
  • Teahouse merchandise physical gift
  • Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)
# available
5566

TEAHOUSE ROADMAP

Q3 2021
  • Develop 1st Teahouse dynamic price-band strategy: WanHua v.1
  • Deploy TeaVault smart contracts to Ethereum L1 & Arbitrum L2
  • Complete Teahouse Simulator v.1
  • Develop RESTful API for TeaVault
  • Complete first round fundraising led by Pantera
Q4 2021
  • “TeaVaultCurie” smart contract audit completed by HashCloak
  • Deploy TeaVault smart contracts on Optimism L2
  • Develop new passive strategy: Banqiao v.1
  • Initiate volatility index research for WanHua v.2
  • Launch Teahouse app private beta
  • Complete second round of fundraising led by NGC Ventures
Q1 2022
  • Improve Teahouse Strategy Simulator speed by 100x
  • Invite 3rd-party strategy providers to develop strategies on Teahouse platform
  • Partner with Zoofrenz & Zombie Club as blockchain technology advisor and co-developer
Q2 2022
  • Launch HighTable NFT!
  • Roll out on-chain & off-chain benefits for HighTable OGs & VIPs
  • Launch HighTable Improvement Proposal (HIP) for governance
  • Announce GameFi partnerships
  • Announce Ethereum Improvement Proposal (EIP) for merging GameFi NFTs
  • Close $TEA strategy round
Q3 2022
  • Develop a risk-indexing system to categorize strategies based on Teahouse Simulator results
  • Launch strategies in each of Low/Medium/High risk categories
  • Connect TeaVault to TradingView for third-party strategies on Uniswap V3
  • Announce eSports partnership
Q4 2022
  • Launch inaugural Teahouse Strategy Competition!
  • $TEA IDO!!! (special privileges for HighTable holders)
  • Finetune risk-index & strategy categorization
  • Activate teaDAO for risk-indexing and strategy collaboration

TEAHOUSE HOSTS

Fenix Hsu, CEO
Fenix Hsu, CEO
Serial entrepreneur; No Limit Hold'em Master.
Most often found: issuing convincing statements.
PC Chen, CTO
PC Chen, CTO
Programming deity.
Most often found: writing foolproof smart contracts.
Teahouse Team
Teahouse Team
Tron Global Accelerator, First Place
Binance Lab, Batch 2
Seasoned team with many accolades; from top universities such as Columbia, Berkeley, and National Taiwan University.
Most often found: serving HighTable patrons & sipping $TEA.
AMURO, Artist
AMURO, Artist
Award-winning manga artist @ Taiwan
Most often found: playing with Transformers

BACKERS

  • Pantera Pantera
  • NGC Ventures NGC Ventures
  • Perpetual Protocol Perpetual Protocol
  • DeFiance Captial DeFiance Capital
  • DIVERGENCE Ventures DIVERGENCE Ventures
  • M6 M6
  • DWeb3 Capital DWeb3 Capital
  • Evernew Capital Evernew Capital
  • Avatar Capital Avatar Capital
  • Mindfulness Capital Mindfulness Capital
  • Spark Capital Spark Capital
  • Triblock Triblock
  • AngelDAO AngelDAO
  • SkyVision Capital SkyVision Capital
  • TSING TING Capital TSING TING Capital
  • DOUBLE PEAK Double Peak Group
  • Alves Ventures Alves Ventures
  • Nima Capital Nima Capital
  • Zee Prime Capital Zee Prime Capital
  • CMS Holdings CMS Holdings
  • wangarian @oxWangarian
  • darrenlautf @Darrenlautf
  • Derek-Lin @Derek.lin
  • jackh @JackH
  • kaymume @kaymume
  • mrblocktw @mrblocktw
  • santiagoroel @santiagoroel
  • tempofeng @tempofeng
  • wilsonhuangji @wilsonhuangji