Welcome to HighTable — NFTs to enter Teahouse

RUG PULLS PONZI SCHEMES SCAMS HACKERS SNIPER BOTS

...are just a few of the dangers you will encounter in the crypto world.

But have no fear, Teahouse will guarantee your safety.

Teahouse upholds fairness and exists to serve the OGs and VIPs of our HighTable.

Come – purchase, gamble, seduce, trade, or otherwise obtain your passage into this sanctuary.

HIGHTABLE NFT =
Your exclusive membership to everything Teahouse!

TEAHOUSE STRATEGIES

Your NFT is a pass that grants you access to invest in high-yield strategies on the Teahouse platform.
Proprietary strategies (funds) are categorized into three different risk levels:

HIGH RISK

STRATEGIES

Teahouse High-Risk Strategies tend to interface with DeFi protocols or token portfolios that have yet to be proven. Investing in these strategies can be rather risky but will usually yield the highest rewards.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 50％*
- ✣ Price volatility: 1.5*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 0.5*
MED RISK

STRATEGIES

Medium-Risk Strategies are our own best bet in this volatile market. Our famous active liquidity provision strategies usually fall into this category. Some additional hedging may help balance the risks.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 25％*
- ✣ Price volatility: 1*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 1.5*
LOW RISK

STRATEGIES

Low-Risk Strategies at Teahouse mostly invest in safer assets such as stablecoins or other proven strategies to generate steady profits over time – great for the risk-averse.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 5％*
- ✣ Price volatility: 0.5*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 2*

*current metrics are estimates and subject to change.

GAMBLER

Investment Privileges:

Priority access to High-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in High-Risk Strategies

Other Privileges:

[ALL IN] Gain a small edge in lotteries/airdrops

Gambler - I'not sure what fovr nines does, but the ace, I think, is pretty high.

ASSASSIN

Investment Privileges:

Priority access to Medium-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Medium-Risk Strategies

Other Privileges:

[SNIPE] Private lottery pool for one NFT partner whitelist of your choice

Assassin - It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack. Not rationality.

SOCIALITE

Investment Privileges:

Priority access to Low-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Low-Risk Strategies

Other Privileges:

[CHARM] Special role & privileges in Teahouse Discord

HACKER

Investment Privileges:

Priority access to all strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in all strategies

Other Privileges:

[HACK] Backdoor access to Teahouse test strategy backtest data

Hacker - Choice is an illusion, created between those with power and those without

HIGHTABLE OG

Omni-pass = GODLIKE!

Wielders of great power. Cream of the crop. HighTable OGs are the ruling elite in the Teahouse universe. Not only do they have full access to all strategies and special privileges, HighTable OGs receive the utmost quality service from Teahouse, 24/7.

PRIVATE VAULT

Private, secure vault for your own wallet address
Higher investment cap
Beta access to pre-launch strategies
$TEA Token staking reward boosting
Waived Teahouse platform fees
Custom premium cold wallet physical gift
Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)

# available

Access to strategies on Teahouse app via public vaults
Lower investment cap
Access to curated, back-tested strategies
Teahouse merchandise physical gift
Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)

# available

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TEAHOUSE ROADMAP

Q3 2021

Develop 1st Teahouse dynamic price-band strategy: WanHua v.1
Deploy TeaVault smart contracts to Ethereum L1 & Arbitrum L2
Complete Teahouse Simulator v.1
Develop RESTful API for TeaVault
Complete first round fundraising led by Pantera

Q4 2021

“TeaVaultCurie” smart contract audit completed by HashCloak
Deploy TeaVault smart contracts on Optimism L2
Develop new passive strategy: Banqiao v.1
Initiate volatility index research for WanHua v.2
Launch Teahouse app private beta
Complete second round of fundraising led by NGC Ventures

Q1 2022

Improve Teahouse Strategy Simulator speed by 100x
Invite 3rd-party strategy providers to develop strategies on Teahouse platform
Partner with Zoofrenz & Zombie Club as blockchain technology advisor and co-developer

Q2 2022

Launch HighTable NFT!
Roll out on-chain & off-chain benefits for HighTable OGs & VIPs
Launch HighTable Improvement Proposal (HIP) for governance
Announce GameFi partnerships
Announce Ethereum Improvement Proposal (EIP) for merging GameFi NFTs
Close $TEA strategy round

Q3 2022

Develop a risk-indexing system to categorize strategies based on Teahouse Simulator results
Launch strategies in each of Low/Medium/High risk categories
Connect TeaVault to TradingView for third-party strategies on Uniswap V3
Announce eSports partnership

Q4 2022

Launch inaugural Teahouse Strategy Competition!
$TEA IDO!!! (special privileges for HighTable holders)
Finetune risk-index & strategy categorization
Activate teaDAO for risk-indexing and strategy collaboration

TEAHOUSE HOSTS

Fenix Hsu, CEO

Serial entrepreneur; No Limit Hold'em Master.
Most often found: issuing convincing statements.

PC Chen, CTO

Programming deity.
Most often found: writing foolproof smart contracts.

Teahouse Team

Tron Global Accelerator, First Place
Binance Lab, Batch 2

Seasoned team with many accolades; from top universities such as Columbia, Berkeley, and National Taiwan University.
Most often found: serving HighTable patrons & sipping $TEA.

AMURO, Artist

Award-winning manga artist @ Taiwan

Most often found: playing with Transformers