...are just a few of the dangers you will encounter in the crypto world.
But have no fear, Teahouse will guarantee your safety.
Teahouse upholds fairness and exists to serve the OGs and VIPs of our HighTable.
Come – purchase, gamble, seduce, trade, or otherwise obtain your passage into this sanctuary.
HIGHTABLE NFT =
Your exclusive membership to everything Teahouse!
TEAHOUSE STRATEGIES
Your NFT is a pass that grants you access to invest in high-yield strategies on the Teahouse platform.
Proprietary strategies (funds) are categorized into three different risk levels:
- HIGH RISK
STRATEGIES
Teahouse High-Risk Strategies tend to interface with DeFi protocols or token portfolios that have yet to be proven. Investing in these strategies can be rather risky but will usually yield the highest rewards.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 50%*
- ✣ Price volatility: 1.5*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 0.5*
- MED RISK
STRATEGIES
Medium-Risk Strategies are our own best bet in this volatile market. Our famous active liquidity provision strategies usually fall into this category. Some additional hedging may help balance the risks.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 25%*
- ✣ Price volatility: 1*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 1.5*
- LOW RISK
STRATEGIES
Low-Risk Strategies at Teahouse mostly invest in safer assets such as stablecoins or other proven strategies to generate steady profits over time – great for the risk-averse.
- ✣ Maximum drawdown: 5%*
- ✣ Price volatility: 0.5*
- ✣ Sharpe ratio: 2*
*current metrics are estimates and subject to change.
GAMBLER
- Priority access to High-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
- Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in High-Risk Strategies
- [ALL IN] Gain a small edge in lotteries/airdrops


ASSASSIN
- Priority access to Medium-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
- Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Medium-Risk Strategies
- [SNIPE] Private lottery pool for one NFT partner whitelist of your choice


SOCIALITE
- Priority access to Low-Risk Strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
- Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in Low-Risk Strategies
- [CHARM] Special role & privileges in Teahouse Discord


HACKER
- Priority access to all strategies (early access & reserved subscription)
- Liquidity incentive: additional $TEA rewards in all strategies
- [HACK] Backdoor access to Teahouse test strategy backtest data


Wielders of great power. Cream of the crop. HighTable OGs are the ruling elite in the Teahouse universe. Not only do they have full access to all strategies and special privileges, HighTable OGs receive the utmost quality service from Teahouse, 24/7.


- Private, secure vault for your own wallet address
- Higher investment cap
- Beta access to pre-launch strategies
- $TEA Token staking reward boosting
- Waived Teahouse platform fees
- Custom premium cold wallet physical gift
- Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)
- Access to strategies on Teahouse app via public vaults
- Lower investment cap
- Access to curated, back-tested strategies
- Teahouse merchandise physical gift
- Monthly special events (Metaverse & IRL)
TEAHOUSE ROADMAP
- Develop 1st Teahouse dynamic price-band strategy: WanHua v.1
- Deploy TeaVault smart contracts to Ethereum L1 & Arbitrum L2
- Complete Teahouse Simulator v.1
- Develop RESTful API for TeaVault
- Complete first round fundraising led by Pantera
- “TeaVaultCurie” smart contract audit completed by HashCloak
- Deploy TeaVault smart contracts on Optimism L2
- Develop new passive strategy: Banqiao v.1
- Initiate volatility index research for WanHua v.2
- Launch Teahouse app private beta
- Complete second round of fundraising led by NGC Ventures
- Improve Teahouse Strategy Simulator speed by 100x
- Invite 3rd-party strategy providers to develop strategies on Teahouse platform
- Partner with Zoofrenz & Zombie Club as blockchain technology advisor and co-developer
- Launch HighTable NFT!
- Roll out on-chain & off-chain benefits for HighTable OGs & VIPs
- Launch HighTable Improvement Proposal (HIP) for governance
- Announce GameFi partnerships
- Announce Ethereum Improvement Proposal (EIP) for merging GameFi NFTs
- Close $TEA strategy round
- Develop a risk-indexing system to categorize strategies based on Teahouse Simulator results
- Launch strategies in each of Low/Medium/High risk categories
- Connect TeaVault to TradingView for third-party strategies on Uniswap V3
- Announce eSports partnership
- Launch inaugural Teahouse Strategy Competition!
- $TEA IDO!!! (special privileges for HighTable holders)
- Finetune risk-index & strategy categorization
- Activate teaDAO for risk-indexing and strategy collaboration
TEAHOUSE HOSTS
Most often found: issuing convincing statements.
Most often found: writing foolproof smart contracts.
Binance Lab, Batch 2
Most often found: serving HighTable patrons & sipping $TEA.
BACKERS
Pantera
NGC Ventures
Perpetual Protocol
DeFiance Capital
DIVERGENCE Ventures
M6
DWeb3 Capital
Evernew Capital
Avatar Capital
Mindfulness Capital
Spark Capital
Triblock
AngelDAO
SkyVision Capital
TSING TING Capital
Double Peak Group
Alves Ventures
Nima Capital
Zee Prime Capital
CMS Holdings
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@Darrenlautf
@Derek.lin
@JackH
@kaymume
@mrblocktw
@santiagoroel
@tempofeng
@wilsonhuangji